Discovering the World, Moment to Moment — Warren Zevon

I don't want to sound deluded but I consider myself to be pretty stable (insert snickering here, my friends).  I don't think I'm saddled with too much madness.  There are things, like I insist we go to a restaurant that takes reservations on a Saturday night.  So sue me.  And I hate going to the movies when there are more than 3 people in the theater.  Like the Bionic Woman, my amplified senses hear every soda slurp, burp, and popcorn crunch.  Oh, and the light glowing from the inescapable iPhone blinds me like a lunar landing.  Stop texting, Jackass.  Better yet, I’ll stay...